11.18.2008

I have seen the enemy, and he is us


Looking at this waste of protein and carbon makes me realize that I might be racist, too. I think I hate white people! And look how proud he is. I have to say, though, it is a testament to the promise of America that even this man, with his damaged frontal lobe and shriveled heart, can rise to become a business owner and prominent figure in his community. My friends, I give you Pat Lanzo - a dreamer of dreams, a visionary for a new society. May he live a long, long, pointless life and die alone, with only the company of his own delusion for comfort. 

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