Wonder no more!

Have you been losing sleep, wondering what will happen next? What with the economic pockyclips, the emergence of the fabled blakpresident, and the end of American cars (yes, we used to build cars). Well, rest easy - a commentator over at boingboing has laid it out all nice like, so you can plan accordingly. Time to get out that Y2K kit, folks. For reals, this time:

india and pakistan will go to war ( due to the false flag operation in mumbai), thereby causing the bush admin to declare martial law, keeping obama from being sworn in as president. the u.s. will join india in the fight, china will join with pakistan. this war will turn nuclear. internal opposition to bushes martial law will create a radical, u.s. insurrection which will cause many of our citizens to be arrested and placed indefinitely into fema camps. documents will slip out proving that the u.s. govt was responsible for the attacks of 9-11, just as they were responsible for the 'gulf of tonkin incident', and the 'sinking of the Maine'. as our money and system of govt. starts to become worthless and begins to eat itself from the inside, the N.A.U. will be created by the partnering up of the mexican, canadian and u.s. govts. thereby making the u.s. constitution null and void. around 2010 a new star will appear in the southern sky. it will appear brighter and brighter with each passing year. at first we will be told that it is nothing to worry about. around 2012 this new "star' will be revealed as the planet nibiru making its annual 3060 year return to the inner solar system, it's massive gravity causing tsunami, earthquakes and massive volcanic eruptions which will literally change the face of the earth. the ones that survive will have to find a whole new path to planetary repopulation. enjoy!

All thanks and praises be to Wonkette for bringing this to my attention.